1. Question: What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
Ans: Waa-taa! (Water)
2. Question: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
Ans: None of them, because you can’t get a banana from a coconut tree!
3. Question: We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size.What are we?
Ans: words
4. Question: What building has the most stories?
Ans: liabrary
5. Question: When is homework not homework?
Ans: When it's turned into the teacher.
Ans: Waa-taa! (Water)
2. Question: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
Ans: None of them, because you can’t get a banana from a coconut tree!
3. Question: We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size.What are we?
Ans: words
4. Question: What building has the most stories?
Ans: liabrary
5. Question: When is homework not homework?
Ans: When it's turned into the teacher.
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